Stahhhhp

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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vinebox:

First day of school is gonna be like…

- I’m gonna need you to shut the fuck up about her and get over your shit.

- Or what?

prettiestcaptain:

you can’t stop me, Peter Hale edition

ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

putsyoudown:

biting ur cheek

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alittlebitgayandmore:

Shang’s journey to self discovery as told by me

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frostythesnow-blogger:

like-pixiedust:

wigwamsuzie:

asleepinacity:

chikinpai:

foolsnevermove0nfapitalism:

The Titanic theme played on the recorder.

JUST WHEN I THOUGHT IT COULDNT GET ANY FUNNIER IT GOT TO THE DRAMATIC BUT AT THE END OMG

I fucking lost it at the end I caNNOT OH MY GOD

OMG I WAS SNORTING SO HARD

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Reblogging again because THE ENDING OH MY GOD

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shartonnay:

anggykinspants:

jesus-of-syracuse:

j-ckie:

lofticri3s:

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This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.

This is the result. And it makes me laugh every single time.

It tries to be so dramatic but it just falls flat. Love it.

911 hELP

I’ve reblogged this numerous amount of times

This is my “getting out of bed in the morning” themesong